oh my gosh I cant believe how cute I look!
last night i attended a lovely (read: debaucherous) soiree in honour of the tamarama rock surfers' explosive 2006 theatre season.
it was a great night of drinking, dancing and shmoozing, which saw me finally telling my long-time crush - the unstoppable jake stone from the incredible bluejuice - that i want to marry him and have lots of lapsed jewish babies with him. i also explained the concept of carbs to him, as the poor boy has been plodding through life (gasp!) NOT KNOWING WHAT CARBS ARE!
can you imagine?
anyway, the point of this here post (other than general hungover ramblingness) is to share an interesting little tidbit with those of you loyal/bored enough to still be reading it. and that interesting little tidbit doth be:
last night somebody called me cute.
actually, she called me cute and then proceeded to inform several other partygoers of my apparent cuteness.
ME! CUTE! HA!
now i've been described in many ways in my time - usually involving either the words 'mad' and 'cans' or 'stupid' and 'bitch' - but never in my life has anybody called me "cute". well, at least not since i was, like, the cutest baby ever.
you see, i may not a butt-ugly hag, but i'm just not sure if "cute" fits my profile.
kittens are cute. babies are cute. teenage boys that resemble adam brody are cute (but off limits, sadly).
but me? i really don't think so.
i'm not saying this in order to get a zillion comments from people proclaiming my cuteness (a few would be nice, though). nor am i having a moment of low self-esteem worthy of an olsen twin. i'm simply saying that some people are cute and some people aren't, and i'm pretty damn sure i belong in the latter group.
but its an honour just to be nominated all the same.
10 Comments:
must consult the oracle first, what does el rickado think of this?
PS: okay, i think you're cute.
do you mean 'cute personality'?
if you do, i am please to inform you that 'yes' you are very cute.
if you mean 'cute looks'.
how would most of us know?
show us a pic and let us be the judge!
You are not cute at all.
You are beautiful! And that is the way I have heard you being descibed.
treespotter: el rickado said this on the topic of my cuteness:
"although i wouldn't describe her as cute, she is attractive".
please bear in mind, however, that el rickado is my brother-in-law, and thus must say nice things about me, because he knows that if he doesn't I WILL MAKE HIM HURT!
anonymous: there will be no pics. cope. but if you are a smart boy/girl, you'll know where to look to find some.
i had a similar experience when someone (obvioulsy a complete stranger) described me as a "gentle lady". people who know me wouldn't even call me a lady, let alone gentle...
no woman as fucking hot as you, dear elo, should ever be described as a lady. it just doesn't do justice to your sizzling self.
Jake Stone is a great kisser.
Snaps, cutie!
well that's just cruel, anonymous.
you can't just leave a comment like that and NOT leave me his phone number/home address so i can stalk him good and proper and make him my bitch.
Adam Brody is certainly very cute. I'm quite sure you are too.
You just gotta understand modern lingo. It's all acronyms these days, don'cha know?
C.U.T.E
Charming, Unbelievably (sexy), Titanic (tits), Excellent (at Everything).
LOL!!!!!
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