journal of attention disorders (jad)

i have a friend called jad.

jad is lots of fun.

when you google image search "jad" this is one of the pictures that comes up:
















that is not jad.

not the jad i know anyway.

it may be another person/alien/hybrid thing named jad.

but it is not the jad i know.

the jad i know is very lazy.

let's call him 'lazy jad'.

lazy jad gave me a whoopee cushion last week.

i asked him for one last october.

as i said before, jad is VERY lazy.

hence his nickname: 'lazy jad'.

when you google image search "whoopee cushion", this is one of the pictures that comes up:













this is a (blurry) picture of bea arthur.

bea arthur is an actress.

she is very funny and talented.

she was in the tv shows maude and 'the golden girls'.

(among other things).

i really liked the golden girls when i was a young girl.

i watched it again on christmas day last year with jess.

i still really liked it.

so did jess.

you should watch it again/for the first time too.

its really good.

i don't know what bea arthur has to do with whoopee cushions though.

maybe somebody thought she was lots of fun to bounce on.

that's a bit wrong though.

she's not a jumping castle.

when you google image search "jumping castle", this is one of the pictures that comes up:




















this is a (picture of a) jumping castle.

it looks like lots of fun.

lazy jad is lots of fun.

the end.