that's LA big piece of jewish candy to you!
the other night my friend g referred to me as a "big piece of jewish candy."
and despite having no memory regarding the context in which he said it (vodkafied as i was at the time), i kinda love the title.
i've been called worse, that's for sure.
much worse.
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what flavour of candy are you?
i'd love to say i taste like sweet cherry pie, anon, but i don't really think i'm qualified (or flexible enough) to answer that question.
are you available in all good food retail outlets, or just those ones with kosher sections?
well anon, considering that i have consumed both shellfish and pork in the past week, i think it would be illegal (in jewish law) to stock me in the kosher aisle.
i'm hardly the poster girl for piety.
Does Jewish candy even exist? I can't recall ever being offered any candy that was distincly Jewish except for when the Gudinskys would ply me with bon bons from their *gasp at the sophistication* bon bon dish.
Not trying to deny that you are indeed a big piece of jewish candy. You're certainly every bit as fruity as those bon bons.
my grandfather worked in a kosher grocery store when i was a youngin'. and he used to bring me candy all the time. it may have been technically israeli candy, but i think of it as jewish candy nonetheless.
You're certainly every bit as fruity as those bon bons.
should i be tickled or offended by this, fluff?
TICKLED. Definitely tickled.
haiku is the candy of the ages.
bring me some candy
wise as you are with your fruits
you know not of pez
toblerone castle
some say a monestary
no. It's a castle
thou art cherry ripe
through golden rough autumn lanes
oh! hubba- bubba
your full size picture is far from full size. Full size would be, like, at least three times that big.
you're a little strange aren't you, 'the'?
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