Wednesday, May 10, 2006

shopgirl

last week a designer i bought some hot red shoes from went to great lengths to track down my phone number.

by "great lengths" i mean that she rummaged through the garbage bin in her shop in search of the layby docket with my name and number on it.

that's kinda great isn't it? garbage bins are yucky.

when she called i immediately assumed i had forgotten something in the shop, like my wallet or head. i've been known to forget both on occasion.

but instead she told me that the reason she was phoning was because she "sensed a deep sadness within me" and she wanted to make sure i "was okay".

and though i was a little freaked out, i told her she sensed right, and that yes, i was. or i would be. one day. i hope.

then she asked me to come back to the shop to see her. to be honest i was ever so slightly concerned for my safety, unused to random women calling me to tell me of the "strong impression" my presence has left on them. but i went all the same.

when i got there we made tea and smoked cigarettes in the change rooms and chatted away like old friends.

and then she offered me a job. which i turned down. but it was nice of her to offer all the same.

yup, it was just another strange ol' day in nadstown.

9 Comments:

Old Fart said...

One trump card in the not-so-great hand you've been dealt -- you have a great talent for making friends.

May 10, 2006  
la nadine said...

thanks old fart, whoever you do be.

May 10, 2006  
mscynic said...

That is a truly lovely story.

You have just inspired me to burn this great CD and send it to you. There's a song on there that's perfect for us. It's a happy song, much like that story.

May 10, 2006  
teaspoon said...

Weirdness aside, that is about the loveliest thing I've heard in May.

x
teaspoon

May 10, 2006  
la nadine said...

There's a song on there that's perfect for us.

that just about made my thighs go numb, cynic.

May 10, 2006  
BEVIS said...

Wow, I'm really impressed! Well done to you for attracting such lovely people! You deserve niceness, so I'm glad that's all it was.

Not meaning to cheapen your experience or the above (entirely sincere) statement, but do you think there's something in this for the jobless amongst us?

Maybe I should be doing more shopping and sighing wearily as I leave my phone number lying around, in the hope that I'll be offered a job?

(I repeat: I'm not trying to make light of you here.)

x

May 10, 2006  
la nadine said...

there's certainly no harm in trying, bevis.

also, can you cry on cue?

because i think next time a shop assistant asks if he/she can "help you", you should burst into tears and pathetically blubber something to the effect of "i don't think anyone can."

i don't know if it'll get you a job but it'll sure make for an amusing time.

May 10, 2006  
Buck Fudd said...

Men don't do things like that. I wish I was a girl.

And now you realise that, yes, the whole incident was all about me.

*goes off to practise sensing deep sadness*

May 10, 2006  
Susanne said...

Wow, that's cool.

May 15, 2006  

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