haikulapalooza

this was possibly the worst idea i've ever had.

but a promise is a promise.

so here goes.

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- TOBYtoby said...

A haiku about The Penis?
About the surreal fantasm that is RYWHM?

the penis:

a 'ku de cock, huh?
'tis an ugly thing alright.
but still i want it.

the surreal fantasm that is rywhm (for fuck's tobytoby, demanding much?):

of course i love fits,
but take the pressure down some.
i'm not a machine.

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- MelbourneGirl said...

how about a haiku on why the pebble and sand garden must always be raked. or perhaps how the rain is always wet. or why the master ninja looks particularly dumpy in black this season.

pass.

too fruity, melbournegirl, way too fruity.

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- Christine Keeler said...

Haiku topic:

Phillips head screwdrivers. Please.

screwdrivers are ace,
'spesh those phillips head ones.
or so i'm told, ay.

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- Jess said...

A haiku about me - I am not a bad person, after all. Oh shucks. Forget me, do a haiku on how LOVELY you are x

miss jess is 'da bomb',
she slays me with the funnies.
and i am lovely.

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- treespotter said...

may be about toilets... not really sure why that is. similarly uninspired here. can't help.

toilets are of use
when you need to "expel" stuff
from deep down inside.

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- Boysenberry said...

Possibly a haiku about lacking ideas?

but then he proceeded to write one of his very own.

and i feel writing my own now would be unoriginal.

cope.

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- Mex said...

what about one on pole dancing?

what about one on pole dancing indeed!

bruised is my body
yet i long to climb, to spin
the pole owns me now.

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- mscynic said...

I would like a haiku on the stoush between Gretel and Michael.

gretel and michael,
she sure smacked his bitch up good
how great's the word 'stoush'?

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- treespotter and melbournegirl then proceeded to have a discussion about whether or not lying is gendered. neither of them asked me to write a haiku about it, but i have decided to do so all the same.

all men are liars
sang toni "whore-face" pearen
in some stupid film

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- thomasr said...

to a top bird:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

um, thanks thomasr. did you make that up yourself? it sounds awfully familiar.

i am not sure if you want me to write a haiku about it, but i have decided not to, if its all the same to you.

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- Tuppence said...

I would like to hear a haiku about the salmon benny at Katipo.

i love their sunburnt salmon benny
with its sauce of gleaming gold
fuck i want it now!

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- arleeshar said...

Why not write an haiku on your feelings about the state of Australian politics

cunts, the lot of 'em
and not just old eyebrows' mob
but beaze's lot too.

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the end.

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let's never speak of this again.

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