i gots nuthin'
as you may well have noticed from the lack of posting this week.
what can i say? my brain done gone and left the building.
too much uni work makes la nadine not good with the blog words.
i can't even muster up the will to write a haiku.
yeah, you heard me, not even a haiku.
THAT'S HOW UNINSPIRED I FUCKING AM!
so if anybody has a topic on which they would like me to write a haiku, leave your suggestion in the comments section and i shall endeavor to deliver the goods in a timely and (at least vaguely) amusing fashion.
stay tuned.
13 Comments:
A haiku about The Penis?
About the surreal fantasm that is RYWHM?
oh tobytoby, you are so transparent.
how about a haiku on why the pebble and sand garden must always be raked. or perhaps how the rain is always wet. or why the master ninja looks particularly dumpy in black this season.
Haiku topic:
Phillips head screwdrivers. Please.
A haiku about me - I am not a bad person, after all. Oh shucks. Forget me, do a kaiku on how LOVELY you are x
may be about toilets... not really sure why that is. similarly uninspired here. can't help.
Possibly a haiku about lacking ideas?
The wind blows lonely
Thought leaves scatter
And yet the mind remains empty
what about one on pole dancing?
I would like a haiku on the stoush between Gretel and Michael.
x
a change of subject, this is from the post at steph's and need resolving (you can ask el rickado), who's the better liar, men or women?
that might be tricky. if men are better liars then el rickardo might say women are, and then we still don't have an answer.
GEDDIT?
and if he says men are, then does that mean he's telling the truth?
DOUBLE GEDDIT??
to a top bird:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
I would like to hear a haiku about the salmon benny at Katipo.
And then I would like to go and eat said benny.
Why not write an haiku on your feelings about the state of Australian politics? Then you could submit it here.
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