polarised
so miss keera and i have now taken our obsession to a new, completely insane level:
we've gone and bought ourselves a big, shiny, brand-spanking new, beautiful pole of our very own.
and what's more, we've named her.
call us crazy mothaf'n bitches but...
okay, you can just call us crazy mothaf'n bitches. we'll cope.
and so, without further ado, i'd like to introduce y'all to juanita polearas the first:
juanita: meet the blogosphere.
blogosphere: meet juanita.
ain't she somethin'?
10 Comments:
Hello Juanita! You bear a striking resemblence to a lamp I saw at IKEA once.
Hey Juanita, eat a pie fer fucks!!!
hey davethescot, buy me one why dontcha?
with pleasure juanita, you saucy spanish minx.
Surely, Ms Nads, if the pole doesn't deserve a haiku, nothing does!
My brain is in haiku limbo at the mo', so I can't do it. :(
oh, boysenberry, you know i love any reason to haiku.
and i love that you encourage me so.
so this one's for you:
lovely juanita
shining in phallic glory
you complete me. sigh.
I see pole.
Where did you install her?
Heh. Pole.
miss keera and i are working out where to put it.
it will probably remain in her house until i move into my new place, and then it will be in my living room.
i can't wait to see the look on people's faces when they enter my future living room.
high tea, anyone?
Ahhhh, ms nadine, your ability to produce such lovely haiku causes me to go all a-flitter... either that, or it's the bastard cold I've got!
Words are but pictures,
Gazing upon beauty,
When Ms Nadine shares haiku.
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