in your face jedi loyalists!
to all those who have thus far pledged allegiance to my cult, and also to those interested parties yet to officially commit:
i dare you to write 'THE CULT OF NADSTOWN' in the religion section of the upcoming census.
that's right bitches, i fuckin' dare ya!
special edition 'THE CULT OF NADSTOWN: CENSUS '06' badges to all those who promise to do it.
come on people, together we can make
(n.b. i must thank ms fits and thr for planting the seeds of this brilliant plan in my brain. so, thanks ms fits and thr. don't hate me cause i'm an idea stealerer.)
16 Comments:
oh hell yeah I'm in. I've never filled out a census form properly in my life. I think I put 'entomological anarchy' last time as my religion, so it's not like they're expecting anything from me.
But I still haven't got my shit together to send you a badge. I will soon I promise.
I'll do it.
Last time I put "Church of the Holy Brethren Opposing Tom Cruise & His Wacko Bunch of Scientologists" as my religion, so like sublime, I doubt they'll expect anything from me either.
But how will you know where to send my badge?
all badge-forwading addresses should be emailed to me.
i'm not promising you'll get it anytime soon, but if you request it, it will come.
Sign me up... nothing like a bit of old-fashioned, cult-flogging, census-rigging fun...
wait - I thought we were writing 'blogger' under religion?
PLEASE WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN etc.
sorry nadine. i am writing "blogger". as i said somewhere else, no false idols, etc.
but i'm happy to join your cult, in fact desperate to. but that will be a social thing, not religious thing. and to get a t-shirt.
well now i'm all conflicted.
you had to go and mentioning the children and making me feel bad, didn't you fits?
feed the world, La Nads. Let them know it's Christmas time. x
thr for planting the seeds of...
MEGA SIGH
Indeed Ms Nadine, it has always been my plan to plant some seeds..[CUT!]
oh crap, i just realised that this sort of filth talk is outside the boundaries of acceptable cult behaviour. I am now going to "birch" myself.
..and by "birch" I mean...
OH GOD IT'S GETTING WORSE...
yours in excultish deo
thomasr
fits: STOP LISTENING TO BAND-AID! ITS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!
thr: sleep deprived much?
What would Angelina do?
She's think of the children is my guess.
Would 'Blogging about Nadstown' be classified as a religion?
blogging about nadstown may not be a religion, but its surely a necessity!
perhaps we could indicate individual sites as a denomination, eg Blogger, Church of Fits, or Blogger, Church of La Nadine. but that seems exclusive, doesn't it? i mean, i am a follower of many, and there is alot of crossover in this new religion. just because i worship one green frog does not mean i have turned my back and recanted on a dummy-spitting playwright, or a temperamental and mind-game-playing ac-tor. maybe Blogger is the religion, and there are patron saints, or gurus?
ah, fuck. i don't know.
my word verif sums it all up:
bgaga
and i am.
and a pox on mr gibson.
but, i don't get census here! what do i do? i want the special badge too!
ah, international affiliates are always put in disadvantage.
I had to go with melbournegirl...I am now officially censused as a Blogger of the Church of La Nadine.
Do I still get a badge? Puh-leese! =)
send me your postal addresses, kids, and a badge will be sent to you post haste*.
*before the year is out, that is.
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