for a limited time only...
offer on again!
hurry, only while "stocks" last.
UPDATE: thanks to all those kindly souls/horny fuckers/drug addicts/ego-maniacs who emailed me wanting to take me up on my offer.
its nice to know there are people out there who care/want to sex me/need drugs that badly/have such terribly low self-esteem.
but i've decided to struggle through on my own for now.
sorry. i guess you called my bluff.
i'm a tease like that sometimes.
my bad.
x
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yeah, i totally would but i am in my own seventh circle of essay hell. what's the part called that comes after the introduction?
i think its called 'the bullshit'.
topic?
Word count?
deadline?
Here's the most pressing of the work i have due (this'll show y'all just what a tree-hugging glorified arts student i truly am):
1. Literature Review: Theoretical accounts of media representations of Indigenous people. 1500 words. Last week.
2. Report: Intercultural Adoption (Latin America/Australia). 7000 words. Late October.
3. Website Construction. Analysis of access to contemporary social theory on the internet. Late September.
so obtuse-a, name your price.
re: 1.
Surely if they are 'theoretical accounts' you are justified in simply making them up?
Hahaha. Hilarious stuff.
Sorry.
re no:3. do you have to construct a website? or just do analysis of what's out there?
there's a way you can use google to do link counts, inward-bound and outward-bound to then make suppositions of endorsement, visibility and accessibility. i did some research on this. let me know if you want more details. for real.
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