mainly concerned with sex
last weekend i went to sexpo with my pole dancing pals miss alyson and miss keera.
of course it was not anything akin to the festival of hilarity that was my sexpo experience last year, but it had it's moments nonetheless.
what can i say, i just love being surrounded by overweight, sweaty bogans having swordfights with rubber vadges (i kid you not) and ogling my cleavage like they ain't seen a sheila in 10 - 15 with no chance of parole.
suffice to say miss alyson, miss keera and i were part of the vast minority who didn't bear a striking resemblance to these über-hotties:
"ah hears that thairs sum thang called 'sex' out thair, earl. you tride it?"
unlike last year when i was too scared of buying anything - for fear that the second i handed over my shiny pennies the ghosts of my lost loved ones would appear before me, hanging their ghostly heads in shame and "tssk tssk-ing" at me from beyond the grave - this year i went BARGAIN MAD!
among other things that shall not be mentioned here - for fear the ghosts of my lost loved ones read my blog - i gots me some shiny new 6 inch pole dancing heels, a beautiful set of 400 thread count egyptian cotton sheets (with no holes cut out anywhere as i assumed may be the case), and a copy of this:
i love that the censorhip warning on the label states simply: 'mainly concerned with sex'.
and as miss keera so aptly pointed out upon reading this, aren't we all?
6 Comments:
Oh, you SO have to come to Melbourne now. My life simply won't be complete until I watch that movie. Come. (Cum .... ha ha, I love the crassness) and bring it with you.
working on a plan, dearest cynic. working on a plan...
*squeals*
By the way, I'm quite besotted with your & Tuppence's new glittery thing.
Tres Bratz Doll.
In a coolsie way.
...and ogling my cleavage like they ain't seen a sheila in 10 - 15 with no chance of parole
Ms Nads, one does not have to be a paroled or non parled jail bird to find the sight of your chesticles simply enchanting.
Burnt. Retinas. Here.
So there may very well have been gents of the ilk you describe at said event but- lest you remain confused- we gents of an educated nature still like a frickin' good OGGLE at magnif gazongas!
regards etc
thomasr
PS "Cult of Nads' Cleave" as a census religion. Can do, can do.
*snorts*
*loudly*
I L-O-V-E the word "gazoongas".
I've only been to sexpo once and the funniest thing about it was all the girls walking around seemingly invisible to the men, as most of the guys were glued to the TV sets viewing all kinds of porn. Guys and porn go together like Coca-cola and hot chips.
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