so won't the real oscar o'sullivan please stand up.

dear all-people-out-there-named-oscar-o'sullivan,

a long time ago i wrote a post on this blog about porn names.

in this post i explained the porn name game.

i then confessed my own smutty pseudonym, and called on others to do the same.

basically it was a light-hearted piece of fluff presumably written at a time when i had run out of creative juices and had fuck all else to offer my readership.

the post in question included the following paragraph, about which many of you have been getting all up in my grill recently:


'your porn name is calculated by adding together the name of your first pet with the title of the first street you lived on to form one raunchy moniker.

well, okay sometimes its not raunchy at all and people end up with porn names like 'oscar o'sullivan'. and apart from the double 'o' factor, there ain't nothin' pornographic about that pseudonym.'


please understand, all-people-out-there-named-oscar-o'sullivan, that i in no way intended to imply that yours is an abomination of a name and that you should rue the day your parents ever conspired to lumber you with it.

in using your name as an example i meant only to intimate that it would make a rather dull porn name, and NOT that it is a dull name of itself.

the same can also be said of my own run-of-the-mill name, as well as the names of almost everyone i know. except for my dear friend kinky st bartz, that is.

TO SUMMARIZE: there is absolutely nothing wrong with the name oscar o'sullivan. in fact i quite like the name 'oscar o'sullivan'. i may even name one of my children 'oscar o'sullivan'.

heck, some of my best friends are named 'oscar o'sullivan'.

so please, all-people-out-there-named-oscar-o'sullivan, stop taking offense from my employment of your name as an example of non-orgasmic monikerage.

i could just as easily have used any other double 'o' name - like 'oliver o'brien' or 'omar o'toole' - but yours was the first that came to mind at the time.

so whaddya say then, all-people-out-there-named-oscar-o'sullivan, can we call a truce?

kisses,

la nadine

x






*awaits abuse from people named 'oliver o'brien' and 'omar o'toole'.