too much information
a phone conversation i had yesterday with perfect tim:
me: what's that weird beeping noise?
perfect tim: what weird beeping noise?
*beep*
me: that weird beeping noise.
perfect tim: oh that. don't worry about that. all my work conversations are recorded.
me: do ya think you could have told me that before i graphically updated you on my sex life?
*beep*
perfect tim: (laughing) oh, yeah, sorry dude.
me: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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oh no!
Does this forever blemish perfect tim? Thereby transforming him into nearly-perfect tim?
nah, it would take A LOT more than that to blemish the perfection of perfect tim.
perhaps if he got down with some rapin' and pillagin' i'd have to reconsider his "perfect" moniker.
Lurkers Anonymous out in the open. The things you demand for a line of html code.
The least you could have done was post the transcript of that phone call to remind me of what I might be missing.
I've heard of 'not safe for work' on computers, but telephone?
Don't feel too bad -- you'll be laughing all the way to the bank when royalties start rolling in for the 2nd pressing of "More French Than Paris: The La Nadine Sex Tapes". After all, they'll have to get the DVD-only commentary track from somewhere...
...and recording it while reviewing the footage could lead to an unscripted re-enactment* right there in the studio. Which would be hot, but not as informative**.
(But who am I to say these things? I'm just a massive fan of your work, love***. BTW, Perfect Tim doesn't have an identically perfect sister, does he? Just asking. Doesn't have to be a twin, just same make, late model preferred. And when I say "late model", I don't mean a dead clothes horse. I mean relatively young, though not inappropriately so****.)
* I'm going to assume the original performances were also unscripted. No need to correct me if I'm wrong, honest.
** Though potentially educational. Who knows, maybe it could be a 2-disc special edition set.
*** Desperately and rather ineptly appropriating someone else's narrative style in a desperate attempt to avoid detection. Avast, ye scurvy swabs! I even used a spell-checker, arrr****.
**** Digression much? (Sorry, just got home from what was about to keep being a very good party for MANY MORE HOURS. Blame it on the loose lifestyle you've forced me to live, and work in the morning forcing me home******.)
***** Apparently "arrr" is not a word. I stand unrepentant.
****** I know, I should get my own blog so people could ignore me there instead.
I can't decide if I should delete that mess now or in the morning.
I'll leave it in your capable, though probably currently otherwise occupied, hands.
Love etc.
Maybe you should publish them here. Beat PT to the punch.
Disclaimer - Any advice given that may result in pleasure for Boysenberry is quite likely only given for that reason...
What's with the freaky new layout Nads? It's a bit flash/tack. Are you ok at the mo?
And re your lady crushes: I can dance, I'm not blond, I'm smart and funny and you should see how bad my hair is and how I take it all in my stride.
PS If you decide you do in fact have a crush on me, please don't post a photo.
xxx
jahteh: welcome to nadstown. again.
anon: huh? do i know you? whats that over there?
darcy: you know full well i have had a crush on you since first we met. you complete me, etc.
LOLOLOLOL
i realise that is not at all mindful, but still...
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