meme a little meme
so ms cynic has tagged me.
damn bitch is obviously punishing me for not getting my booty down to melbourne when she was there last month.
why else would she be so cruel as to me?
but if it will make it up to her in any small way, i will do the freaking meme.
and if anyone has a problem with it they can take it up with her. savvy?
okay, so here goes:
1. three things that scare me:
- failure
- my mortgage
- a possible howard reelection
2. three people that make me laugh:
- my nephew
- tim minchin
- amy poehler
3. three things i hate the most:
- glass ceilings (literally and metaphorically)
- neo-conservatives
- ill-fitting bras
4. three things i don't understand:
- homophobia
- abstinence
- people who don't enjoy eating
5. three things i'm doing right now:
- "playing the field"
- renovating an apartment
- grieving
6. three things i want to do before i die:
- procreate
- visit my parents' birth places: poland and egypt
- dance on stage with miss gabi*
*i'm not saying there has to be an audience present. just me, gabi, a stage and some swingin' sixties go-go music.
7. three things i can do:
- dance
- shop
- take care of myself
8. three ways to describe my personality:
i object to this line of questioning. talk to my lawyer.
9. three things i can't do:
- run
- wear strapless dresses
- keep my opinions to myself
10. three things i think you should listen to:
- the kill devil hills
- the cowboy junkies (while sipping red wine in a candlelit bubble bath)
- your mother
11. three things you should never listen to:
- eskimo joe
- tom cruise
- hold music
12. three things i'd like to learn:
- the drums
- humility
- patience
13. three favourite foods:
- salt'n'vinegar chips
- (REALLY FUCKING SPICY) bloody maries
- THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! I CAN'T POSSIBLY NARROW THE LIST DOWN TO THREE! WHAT IF I FORGET SOMETHING? WHAT IF I OFFEND A FOOD GROUP? THIS IS TORTURE! FOOD IS MY HAPPY PLACE AND I LOVE IT ALL EQUALLY*! SO I WON'T CHOOSE THREE AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
*excepting, of course, offal, tripe, tongue, brains or any other weird shit like that.
14. three beverages i drink regularly:
- coffee
- wine
- (REALLY FUCKING SPICY) bloody maries
15. three shows i watched as a kid:
- full house
- e-street
- round the twist
16. three people i'm tagging:
miss tuppence (maybe that'll make the lazy bitch blog again)
elmo for president
james mathison (not that i expect him to take me up on it. but what can i say? i have a MASSIVE wide on for ol' bug eyes!)
11 Comments:
yo, done! we got to have that drink this week, m'kay?
nadine, you ol' silver tongued devil you. now really how could James Mathison possibly resist you after such a romantic declaration ???
ah e-street.... would you believe i knew Reverend Bob in the biblical sense?
YOU FUCKED REVEREND BOB?!?
you lucky thing you.
i saw bruce samazan at a supermarket once.
hey, I fucked bo-
oh wait, he wasn't a reverend.
Are you always this obliging?
*crosses fingers and leers suggestively*
Surely, I have told you this story before?
Hope you're well, lovely. x
Of course I didn't fuck Reverend Bob, he was a man of the cloth!
*ahem*
However if next time you're in Melbs, you find yourself compelled to reminisce about all things e-street, i'd be only too happy to join you (over a vino at Movida).
x
a glass of wine with a real life arthurian hellcat?
COUNT ME IN!
lovely lovely
i shall email you mine digits for your black book.
p.s. the word verification for this comment was greybum - choice.
yes! yes! yes! mutherfucker yes!
the kill devil hills are great!
i saw them in perth last year
how good is that song "drinking too much"!
hello nads
hey nerdcrucible(retard).
glad somebody understands my taste in music.
please explain how you listen to Tom Cruise? does he have a podcast or anything?
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