'THANK LA NADINE ITS FRIDAY!'
some mindless amusement for your friday afternoon:
go here, enter your name in the "sloganizer" box, and wait for the magic to happen.
my favourites so far have been:
- maybe she's born with it, maybe its la nadine.
- be young, have fun, drink la nadine.
- how do you eat your la nadine?*
*gently i hope.
this tool of time-wasting brilliance was brought to you by the lovely miss alice.
which is no surprise because, after all, happiness is alice-shaped.
or so says the sloganizer.
so then, fair reader, what's YOUR slogan?
31 Comments:
I got "Devon knows how they make cuntman so creamy" on my first attempt.
I don't know who Devon is, but I'm scared now.
'If you like a lot of Scriblurgh on your biscuit, join our club!'
perhaps washed up teen-heartthrob devon sawa knows how "they" make you so creamy, cuntman.
i'd be wondering who "they" are, if i were you.
Ribbed for her Groverjones.
"Feel The Raw Naked Tyson Of The Road."
Excellent.
So far I have
Because Davethescot Can't Drive.
Like all good ads it's a lie.
Think Davethescot.
I reckon.
A Taste For Davethescot.
Doesn't everyone.
i'm gonna generate you a slogan all by myself, davethescot. because i loves ya. you complete me, etc.
here goes:
davethescot: yes.
hope you like it.
I got "You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Cristy On Your Knife."
I think that I might try for another one...
"We Bring Cristy to Life."
That is far more suitable for a Friday afternoon.
I'm a bit worried...
I got these three. IN A ROW.
Swear to God.
Life Should Taste As Good As Msbehaving
Don't You Just Love Being In Msbehaving?
It's How Msbehaving Is Done.
Am I just filthy, or is there a theme going here?
"Super Elmo is Almost Here."
damn straight, motherfuckers!
so if "super elmo" is "almost here", what's here now huh?
above average elmo?
most improved elmo?
elmo, plain and tall?
for now, i'll take "above average elmo". but super elmo will come, and she will eat all others for breakfast.
in a nice way.
awwww thanks nads
Because you deserve a Lee Lee.
'Grab Life By The Swapto'
Having found...
The G With The Hole.
... a bit disturbing I tried again:
Please Don't Squeeze The Gareth.
Jesus.
1) There ain't no party like a Morgan party
C'mon over kids
2) Don't get mad, get Morgan
Y'hear that bitchez?
3) So Easy, No Wonder Morgan is #1
Okay Sloganizer you're casting nasturtiums on my chasteliness now.... cheeky sod
Thanks nads
x
"Two Hours of Elmo in Just Two Calories."
oh man, i thought it would burn more than that.
"If You Like A Lot Of Elmo On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club."
that's better.
"Try Elmo, You'll Like It."
or your money back!
"But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of BEVIS."
Haha, wouldn't we all. If only there was enough to go around.
- 'WEAR LA NADINE'.
that one's a bit 'it rubs the lotion on its skin' for my liking.
- 'YOUR IN GOOD HANDS WITH LA NADINE'.
its true, i do have rather nice hands. a bit on the small side, but delicate and pale-like.
- 'HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTRE OF A LA NADINE?'
perhaps a question for the irish lad i "met" on the weekend.
'come one, come all to carly'
'mama mia, that'sa one spicy carly!'
'the non-sticky sticky carly'
'whenever there's a snack-gap, carly fits'
ok, i'll stop now
'its not all carly, carly, carly you know'
YES IT IS!
*really going now
On the first attempt I got "Now with 50% more magical_m!"
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE PUT ON A BIT OF WEIGHT DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN INSULT ME!!
Sorry for shouting. I'm a bit sensitive about my weight at present.
Second time I got "There's Only One Magical_m".
Now that's more like it.
"Dude. You're getting a Gregory."
"Gregory. It's everwhere you want to be."
"There is no wrong way to eat a Gregory."
I had to stop at three because I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to die.
Surlyboy: So did you die? The suspense is killing me!
You Can Do It When You Mex It
And All Because The Lady Loves Mex
Men Can't Help Acting On Mex*
*Darn tootin!
My fave:
"When you've got Miss Sam, flaunt it."
but i also like
"Miss Sam: The other white meat."
hmmm
DUDE!
...
"i can't believe it's la nadine."
!!!
On my very first try I got the splendidly appropriate:
GIVE THAT MAN A RICHARD
I laughed until I stopped.
Hey, I know I'm late on this but I enjoyed it.
My offerings were:
"The REAL smell of turkey"
"Splash the Turkey ALL over"
"You press the Turkey, we do the rest"
Pretty fn funny.
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