am i not pretty enough?
today i received an email from devastatingly hot rocktographer daniel "all the ladies want to touch me, and some of the boys do too" boud.
it said: "I saw this on the internet somewhere and thought of you."
and it was accompanied by the picture below:
i honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry.
*wanders off humming christina aguilera's 'beautiful'*
10 Comments:
hahahahahahaha, i don't know wether to laugh at you or cry with you.
Perhaps he means you have amazing, gravity defying hair?
Or maybe he likes your outgoing, joyful personality?
Or maybe he thinks you are morbidly obese, somewhat non-gender specific and live in a fantasy land in which only you feel free enough to live out your horrible inner fantasties?
Maybe all three?
davethescot: you do if you want a wedding present.
tyson: i'd guess number three. i've really let myself go recently.
backtracking, backtracking, flip flop, somersault.
maybe it's because he thinks you are a wonder woman.
have you SEEN how saggy her tits are!
gravity works people!
meanwhile, fluffbox sent me this today cause it made her think of me.
oh, how i laughed.
Where are my royalties? Do you realise how long it takes to stuff my goodies into that outfit for trick or treat night?
Goodness me - your outfits are far prettier than hers! What was he thinking? Some people have no idea.
I was told by a customer the other day that i was "rather surly". I took it as a compliment.
Well, it depends. Do you also have golden nipples?
nicole: you are "rather surly". it makes you all the hotter. don't go changin'.
rach: you'll probably have to ask someone else that. but i'm gonna go out on a limb and say yes, yes i do.
Post a Comment
<< Home