the la nadine can't afford to wear prada
things discussed at the swanky fashion shindig i attended last night:
- boys;
- shoes;
- boys' shoes;
- boobs (mine and assorted others);
- tacos;
- lindsay lohan's vadge;
- james mathison's underwear;
- world peace (sort of) (not really).
my brain, like, totally hurts from, like, talking about all that deep, intellectual stuff.
i feel so well-rounded as a person right now.
and really fucking sore in the head region.
damn free champagne cocktails! cursed be thy sweet, pink-hued, alcoholic goodness.
CURSED BE!
15 Comments:
Are you implying, L Nadine, that La Lohan's vajingo is not a topic requiring a crticial theoretical approach?
not since my friend miss lala described it as a 'pulled chicken', anon.
anyone whose seen that picture will certainly understand the reference.
Like drunk pink bubbles,
the subject only rises.
A thousand shirt labels.
Tacos?
Oy vey.
so lemme get this straight, scriblurgh:
tacos are a bad conversation topic but james mathison's unmentionables are hunky dory?
oy vey is right.
Last time I fell over at a party I was holding a champagne cocktail and hadn't even taken a sip. I'm still wondering where it landed. I'm such a tragic and cheap drinker, just wave a cork under my nose and that's it.
La Nada,
I see your point.
In all fairness, I had not actually registered any reference to Mr. Mathison's nethergarments, nor the contents of Ms. Lohan's; rather, those two points were merely (if such things can fairly be termed as 'mere') an horrific backdrop to my fevered vision: an entire room full of fashionistas discussing tacos.
Chilling.
dear nadine,
wats vadge? Why does Lindsay Lohan have one?
oh dear, treespotter, did your parents never give you "the talk"?
no?
well, i guess its time you foun out then.
you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much (or get very drunk at a bar one night) the man puts his 'man-sword' in the woman's 'vadge' and nine months later a baby comes out (or the next morning everybody feels sore and ashamed).
miss lohan has one because she is a girl and i have seen it because...well...hasn't everybody?
oh and scriblurgh, i see your point now.
that is indeed a scary thought.
but rest assured that no tacos were hurt (nor consumed) during the duration of the event.
oh, that vadge! Yes! I seen them. i like the less hairy one.
thanks nad.
"i like the less hairy one".
oy vey.
Did you talk about us? Your loyal readers? Is your blog secret ARE YOU ASHAMED OF US?
i tell everyone about you adam.
my grandmother's dentist is DYING to meet you.
James Mathison has unmentionables? I always imagine he and Andrew G to be devoid of sexual organs...like smurfs or eskimos...
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