riddle me this (and that).

someone to whom you have confessed your desire to make the hot, naughty, oh-baby-yes-right-there-oh-lord-that's-good sex with tells you they "don't want to ruin the close friendship".

and even though you are indeed pals, you know for certain that this person:

a) doesn't know your last name;

b) doesn't know your birthday;

c) wouldn't have a fucking clue what you do with your life.

so riddle me this: if that's a close friendship, does that mean i'm "bff" with EVERYONE WHO EVER LIVED EVER?

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please riddle me this also: i'm considering changing my profile picture.

you know what they say - 'if you can't change your life, change your blogger profile picture'.

or something like that anyway.

so would a change present a major problem for anyone?

talk to me, people. i value your opinions. swears.

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UPDATE: PROFILE PIC CHANGED!

deal with that, change haters!

so, do we like it?

i think it works because it maintains my anonymity while showing just a hint of cans.

but i need your approval, dear readers.

VALIDATE ME!