eat your heart out, amanda woodward!
things i am thus far LOVING about the advertising world:
- i sure do feel a whole lot lighter without that pesky soul i've been dragging around with me all my life;
- the excuse to dress up everyday - just call me corporate barbie;
- MOVEMBER BABY - i have been walking around in a constant state of orgasmic bliss, as my office building is filled to bursting with a zillion cute boys rocking the porn mo like there's no tomorrow. i fucking love dirty porn mos. i am up to at least three underwear changes a day, and counting;
- work crushes - having worked freelance at home for so long, i forgot how fun it is to invent reasons to walk past someone's desk every five minutes in the hope they'll fall madly in lust with me and ask me to "stay late and work on some 'briefs'";
- the fully stocked open bar IN MY OFFICE - i swear if i'm not a card-carrying member of alcos anonymous by autumn, i'm doing something wrong;
- the constant self-validation - "its ok, i'll just work here for a year or so, make a bunch of money and then start up a non-profit organization that gives poor people free stuff";
- the gazillion story office building at the apex of which is my desk. not only does it have a killer view, but it is also handy should the urge to kill myself for turning into a soulless, corporate wanker ever take complete hold of my being;
- the hookers and blow (actually, these are my dear colleague mr kiel's favourite advertising perks. but i'm quite enjoying them too).
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Argh, I was just thinking today that while I like working from home, I could with a bit of office fun - like colleagues and a change of scenery once in a while...
Hope that you keep having fun.
That sounds suspiciously like my workplace...bless Movember. Bless advertising. Where is it that you work?
sorry, anon, that would be telling. and a girl's gotta keep an air of mystery about her.
although you're welcome to email me...
wet panties???
your giving me a hard-one nads.
go easy, im in the office too, and have to constantly get up and attend to things.
do you have any idea how difficult that is to do with a hard cock bulging out of your pants???
I NEED TO RELEASE!!
oh pooh!
well now you know how i feel with all the be-moustached boys arund me, anon.
the first anon that is.
i'm not quite sure what the second one means (nor do i suspect i want to).
i like having my mo stroked. will you stroke it? please.
that's not a creepy request at all, anon.
i'm surprised you didn't call me "little girl" as well.
Ahem. YOUR desk???
I think we're getting a bit Single White Female...
oh, miss alice, you're in for a shock, my hot-arsed friend.
oops, perhaps i've said too much...
see you at 2pm tomorrow, i've taken the morning off to organise my existence*. please don't hurt me.
*who am i kidding? as if that will take just one morning.
a REAL job la nads? oooo la la!
There is no eye candy at ********, Nadine. You know it, I know it and everyone who works here knows it.
oh, i beg to differ, anon.
there's foxy mchottington ms alice for a start.
and then some.
i agree. here at *******, there is much to perve at. 3 floors worth of pervy goodness.
where are we?
Moustached boys a turn on, Nads?
You're joking right? I'm thinking like Ron Burgundy here.
Ah, the wonderful world of Advertising. Ain't it great! Worked in it for a year & there are definetely some wicked perks.
moustached boys are indeed a turn on, mephistomalalawtfbbqetc.
but only a particular type of mo on a particular type of fellow.
its hard to explain. like neuroscience.
La Nad's got it all,
Pornstar mo's abound,
Although durps are a problem.
Bloody hell, woman,
Now I have to think,
Should I ditch the beard for a mo...
BOSOMS!
um, thanks meva. care to elaborate?
Wow, I never thought anyone was turned on by pornstar moes. You are well kinky!!
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