i'd TOTALLY hit it. is that wrong?

last night at the musicoz awards, my hot date and i were playing 'i'd hit it' about the presenters, performers, nominees and awards winners.

for those of you not "in the know", 'id hit it' is an amazing game of intellect and skill in which you exclaim to the other players whether or not you'd make the sex with any person in your line of vision.

try it, i think you'll like it.

so anyway, throughout the course of the evening i learned that my date would pretty much "hit" anything with two legs and an inverted pee hole, from john williamson's nubile young daughter to the new age yodeller with enormous cans.

i, however, was having a much harder time designating prospective lovemuffins, and by intermission i had only consented to "hit" a drunken timmy rogers and a middle-aged russian instrumentalist named igor.

the pickins were depressingly slim i'm afraid, and hard as it may be to believe i wanted to get naked with neither richard wilkins nor the regional head of telstra who presented one of the awards.

until...

a seemingly reggae-influenced band called 'the shades' took out one category and onto the stage sauntered four 15 year old mini-hotties, all of them just barely taller than the presenters stand.

they were playing it cool, neither jumping up and down nor exposing themselves a la a certain ex-channel ten personality whose name had been removed from the presenter's list after the arias post-haste.

and the first thing they did was give props to the absent 5th member of the band whose "MUM WOULDN'T LET HIM GO TO THE AWARDS BECAUSE HE STILL HAS END-OF-YEAR EXAMS!!!"


*swoon*


and so i spent the rest of my night in a state of mild catatonic arousal, following the underaged ones around, and wondering (inappropriately loudly) how wrong it would be to offer them a fiveway and/or a spa party.

hey, if mary-kay letourneau can do it...


WHAT?!?


its been at least a month and i'm getting antsy here. gimme a break. i wouldn't really do anything with a group of mid-pubescent teens.


but here's a very poor quality pic of them for your enjoyment nonetheless:
















i'm so going to hell.