ass-spankingly wonderful
they say how you spend new year's eve is indicative of how the following year will play out.
and if i get to spend the next 365 days eating, laughing and tongue-kissing adorable boys, it's going to be one hell of a good year!
happy new year, fair readers.
i hope 2007 promises to be just as jovial for you.
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Great.
If what they say is true i will be spending 007 waiting for cabs and crying over fuckwits.
But at least I'll be incredibly drunk while doing so.
My New Year's is kind of a blur.
Does that mean I won't be able to remember a thing that happens this year?
watching DVDs, eating prawns and drinking (expensive for once) red wine.
could be worse, could be better.
I certainly hope you aren't going to eat, laugh and tongue-kiss adorable boys all at the same time, young lady. A good way to spill food all down your front. A very good way indeed.
thanks for the tip, jobe.
what would i do without you?
Ruin your dress and appeal gross and insane to dudes you're trying to tongue kiss because you're laughing with food coming out of your mouth but you just keep putting more food in.
Excellent, so that means that when the new Guns and Roses album does come out, and axl rose goes into drug meltdown, i'm a shoo in as a replacement.
not only that, but you can also look forward to 12 months of being spanked by a rowdy irishman while others around you cheer him on.
good times.
Thanks for reminding me of that Nadine. If my life wasn't boring enough as it was, I'm going to spend 2007 getting growled at by MrsB, watching DVDs and going to bed early... fuck.
No haiku for you.
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-12/27/content_5538146.htm
This is about your post on that smh sexism article. Chinese perspective. Here the ever-present concern of women not wearing shirts is brushed aside with all the knowledge gained from 4000yrs of history and wit, 'Bartenders said the majority of women in bikinis were Chinese who had returned from overseas.'
come back to work, we miss you
i find that very hard to believe, mr. kiel.
i have no doubt that you are currently basking in the peace and quiet that is my absence from the office.
nevertheless, i'll be back next monday.
May 2007 deliver you a bounty of the many things that bring you happiness sweet lady.
If I had to spend the next 365 days sitting in the central Grampians watching distant lightning, I'd consider it a good year. But I had to come home 2 days later :o(
uh, i forgot to check my fave Oz girl.
Happy (belated) New Year girl!!!
I watched Lord of the rings on NYE. I hope that doesn't mean my next boyfriend will look like a hobbit!
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hey, get this spam factory -
i'm connected to the internet now.
my promise to you is: every day from now on I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY WORDS.......
until,
i get my tequila back, be-yotch.
p.s. i can't remember new years, so give up now!
go ride a horse or something....
um...huh?
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