a very pole-ish gentleman
so on the weekend i did a pole dancing workshop with this man.
he is adam jay, he is the uk's leading male poledancer, and he is a freaking genius.
now i know what y'all are thinking as you read this - "a male poledancer? heavens above it can't be true!"
and i too was skeptical at first. of course i had heard that they - these penis-bearing poledancers - existed. but never had i witnessed such a phenomenon with my own two eyes.
until saturday.
fair readers of nadstown (all three of you that have stuck around through the quiet times of late), i have now seen divinity itself. and divinity is an apparently HETEROSEXUAL male poledancer in zebra-print lycra hotpants.
i must go now and attend to the five thousand new bruises covering the entirety of my body, gained at adam jay's workshop on saturday. i currently look like the victim of either some rather heinous domestic violence or a freak semi-trailer accident.
but it was fucking worth it. and i'm going back next week to do it all again.
adam jay for president, etc.
posted by la nadine at Sunday, January 28, 2007
10 Comments:
apparently HETEROSEXUAL male poledancer in zebra-print lycra hotpants
Nadine, Sweety, sweaty etc.
This is simply not possible. NOt Posssible. Simply. How. Explain.
Without going into too much detail, how does one perform some of the pole tricks without squealing like a small porcine animal. Also not possible.
But I am happy to be proved wrong. I won't actually prove it wrong myself however...
thomasr
i know, thr, i know.
i was once you - a skeptical non-believer.
but i have since seen the light.
sort of.
i'm still not 100% convinced.
hmm...
nadsy i just checked that website and i would like to as you...
are you SURE he is Hetero??? those hot pants are a little snug no?
i can't be 100% certain, miss mex.
but that's what he told me.
i am thinking maybe he bats for both sides.
but who really cares anyway.
either way he is a god among men (of all sexualities).
oh my god, it has to be asked.
when you say "that is what he told me" how, pray tell, did this snippet of information come up?
did you ask him?
did he volunteer said snippet?
your answer could be another clue to whether it's true or not.
no, we were talking about funeral songs (as you do while hanging upside down from a pole) and he said the following:
"everybody assumes i'm gay, and i'm not, but i'd love to play some gloria gaynor at my funeral and fuck with them some more from beyond the grave."
nads, he's posted his Aust mobile number on the website.
The man is just begging for text-stalking is he not?
You or me first?
Oh yes... felíz año nuevo chica guapa.
Ex-squeeze moi?
Did you say that you are going again next weekend?
Baby, don't keep me i n the dark, tell me now so I can save my pretty pennies and mount that pole 'til the devil himself begs me to quit!
k
x
miss k,
if its on again, i'm going again.
just waiting for confirmation from the man himself.
so start saving those pennies just in case.
otherwise i'll teach you the routine myself at my house this weekend, mkay?
x
haha Ive just found this blog almost a year later!!! Yes it's me the man himself ;) what an interesting little read :)
well I firstly I miss Oz, it was such a fab time!!! Secondly defo dont bat for both sides just the sweet ladies :) thirdly I have a baby coming in June!! the nest super generation of pole dancers !!! and fourthly, its gotta be Diana Ross 'Im coming Out' at the funeral lol
Love you all xx
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