hypothetically speaking, of course.
if your 80 year old grandmother randomly gave you $100 and said it was "because you don't have a valentine and your parents died", would you feel like the most incredibly pathetic creature to ever walk the planet?
posted by la nadine at Sunday, February 11, 2007
8 Comments:
No. I would spend it on gin.
Yeah... but at the same time I'm up a hundred dollars so WOO HOO!
I'd probably buy cute knickers and go valentine hunting.
i'm sure you'd score a valentine quicksmart if you walked around all day in the cute knickers, malady.
i'm just not sure you'd want to keep him.
x
I'll be your Valentine, La Nadine.
But i'm sure you'll get a better offer soon enough.
i highly doubt that, anon.
and the only reason i care is because my sick, widowed grandmother seems to find my life so sad that she is trying to fund my happiness.
thanks for the offer, though.
I'm never sure why grandparents do what they do...
SOMEBODY CALL EDDIE MCGUIRE, STAT!
new show idea:
'Grandparents say the darndest things!'
You didn't tell her about Manuel Quiroz?
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