probably not worth returning to blogging for...

we interrupt this blogging hiatus to bring you this shock announcement:

I WATCHED 'SPICKS AND SPECKS' TONIGHT AND DARREN HAYES IS A COMIC GENIUS!

yes, for anyone who didn't catch it, darren hayes, former savage garden frontman, recently outed manlover, and he whom i thought was possibly one of the lamest humans to ever take a breath, is fucking hilarious.

i swear, i'm as shocked as you are about this. but i promise it's the truth.

it's like now that he's admitted to his love of mansex he can also admit to having a sense of humour. because, as we all know, the gays are a laugh a minute. all of them. even the dull ones.

so what will i find out next? nikki webster actually has a brain? naomi robson actually has a soul?

it's all a bit too much really.

and now back to my time-out.





UPDATE: i would like to state my affinity with defamer jess's opinion regarding recent allegations concerning mr. hayes. although stranger things have happened, it does seem very unlikely to be true.